Oh My Sweet Baby Je-bus... (*Attempting To Suppress Rage And Poke Out Inner Eye Simultaneously*)

[hsifeng]

You know, sometimes you read something and you can’t decide if you should laugh or cry…

…or possibly shoot the first marketing executive you run across.

This article is crazy making. However, I am glad I read it, because when I stand in front of the judge after mowing down the entire Abercrombie and Fitch product development team with an AK-47 I will have a clear and reasonable defense at my disposal.

And sure, we can go after the parents who buy these things for their daughters next. That sounds like a completely justifiable plan to me.

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[hsifeng.livejournal.com]

Not an assumption, only the hope. We all know that hope is a fragile, fragile thing...*sigh*

And yes, there are way too many unreasonable parents out there.

While I am sure fire will rain down on my head for expressing this opinion, I am all for the idea of chemical spaying and neutering to prevent folks from breeding until they take some sort of required coursework on How To Parent. It’s like getting a drivers license, it doesn’t mean you’ll be a great driver but it does mean that you have reached a certain age and have at least had to sit through the class (and should be less surprised when other parents take you to task for your horrible Parental Parallel Child Rearing).

Barring that, I may take to simply standing front of Abercrombie & Fitch and whacking mothers with sticks when they emerge with their tween daughters.