I Don' Read Romance Novels

But I have friends who do. No, not "I have 'friends' who do", these are actual people - other than myself - who love to read about...love...

OK, now that the confusing part is over, let the hilarity ensue.

Read it. Don't drink anything while doing so. Your computer will suffer.

Since I am already married, I can't hunt this man down and propose to him. You single girls out there may want to do so.